Daughter number 4 says:- "Dad, could you do me a favour?"
Having been caught unawares in the past, and ready for the kids now, I enquired what this "favour" might be.
"Can you teach me how to play Apache?"
Gobsmacked... has she seen the light at last???????
Nope!
It seems that Apache is one of the pieces which has to be played for part of the Scottish Higher Music Exam, ...and as she has chosen guitar for one of her instruments shes got to go with that piece.
But daughter dear, you dont have an electric guitar to play it on (she has a bass).
"Thats OK.", she says.... "youve got two. I can borrow one of yours!"
Advice please on how to solve this dilema on the back of a ten pound note..Ta.