Stevie Wonder plays a 3hr concert in a Tokyo stadium. At the end the crowd are going wild and Stevie asks if there's any requests to finish the show. A little Japanese guy at the front shouts up "Stevie, play a jazz chord". At this Stevie launches into 10 minutes of black harlem jazz and again the crowd go wild. The little Japanese guy shouts again " No Stevie, Play a jazz chord." now Stevie's getting a bit miffed with this and he says " alright then you little slant eyed git, You try if you think you can do better."
The japanese guy jumps up on stage and sits at the piano, picks up a mike and starts to sing;
" A JAZZ CHORD TO SAY A RUV YOU !!!"
Sorry
Pete