Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

[Bob Dore]

An Irishman gets through to the two thousand pound question on who wants to be a millionare. Chris Tarrant says,
"For two thousand pounds, who was the great train robber?
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie Barker
Ronnie Wood
Ronnie Peters"

The Irishman says,
"I've had a great time Chris, but i am gonna take the £2000."

Chris says,
"But you still have all your lifelines left."

The Irishman replies,
"Chris, I know, but I'm not a Grass!"