Joke for Today

[anniv 63]

A woman is in court charged with beating her husband to death with his
precious guitar collection.
The judge asks the lady " first offender" ?
No my lord she says first I hit him with a Les Paul, then just to make sure he
was totally dead I battered his brains with a Fender Precision Bass!!!


Mike

[dave robinson]

That gag has a beard as long as ZZ Top, still funny though.

[noelford]

That version of the gag loses its punch by being too wordy. Should be short and sharp:

"First offender?

"No, first a Gibson, THEN a Fender."