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Virus protection

Postby bazmusicman » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:44 pm

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant, that I now clean the toilet when I have a pee!

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Re: Virus protection

Postby chaddman » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:56 pm

I was knocked down by a 1970 Ford GLX the other day.The Doctor said I had been hit by the Cortinavirus.He said it could have been worse though,If Michael Bublé had been driving it I could have contracted Croonervirus. :D
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Re: Virus protection

Postby bazmusicman » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:56 pm

chaddman wrote:I was knocked down by a 1970 Ford GLX the other day.The Doctor said I had been hit by the Cortinavirus.He said it could have been worse though,If Michael Bublé had been driving it I could have contracted Croonervirus. :D
Cheers Phil.


Love it Phil....brilliant!

It's a bit like the chap who went round all the auctions buying lots of cars......he was diagnosed with 'Car Owner' Virus!

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Re: Virus protection

Postby RayL » Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:56 pm

Soon there will be no-one to do the inquests, when all the coroners get ill with coronervirus.

A new unit of measurement for 'physical distance' has appeared in the last few weeks - the Pym (Hugh Pym, the BBC's Health Editor is 2 metres tall)
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Postby Uncle Fiesta » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:56 pm

You think you've got problems, I can't watch any James Bond films since I caught he Conneryvirus.
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Re: Virus protection

Postby chaddman » Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:44 pm

Derby County`s Captain has had to self isolate after he caught Coleenrooneyvirus of his Missus.
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Re: Virus protection

Postby bazmusicman » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:04 pm

Trying to get in and out of the bath when you are older, brings a whole new meaning to the word 'legover'!
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Re: Virus protection

Postby anniv 63 » Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:50 pm

People must not cough near you. They must cough far away
If they dont adhere to this rule you must tell them to Farcough!!!
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Re: Virus protection

Postby petercreasey » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:49 am

I hear a member of MI 5 has been diagnosed with Covert 19 :D
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Re: Virus protection

Postby petercreasey » Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:53 am

Has anyone had a phone call from a solicitor asking if they have been miss sold PPE?
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