Virus protection

[bazmusicman]

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant, that I now clean the toilet when I have a pee!

Baz.

[chaddman]

I was knocked down by a 1970 Ford GLX the other day.The Doctor said I had been hit by the Cortinavirus.He said it could have been worse though,If Michael Bublé had been driving it I could have contracted Croonervirus.
Cheers Phil.

[bazmusicman]

I was knocked down by a 1970 Ford GLX the other day.The Doctor said I had been hit by the Cortinavirus.He said it could have been worse though,If Michael Bublé had been driving it I could have contracted Croonervirus.
Cheers Phil.

Love it Phil....brilliant!

It's a bit like the chap who went round all the auctions buying lots of cars......he was diagnosed with 'Car Owner' Virus!

Baz.

[RayL]

Soon there will be no-one to do the inquests, when all the coroners get ill with coronervirus.

A new unit of measurement for 'physical distance' has appeared in the last few weeks - the Pym (Hugh Pym, the BBC's Health Editor is 2 metres tall)

[Uncle Fiesta]

You think you've got problems, I can't watch any James Bond films since I caught he Conneryvirus.

[chaddman]

Derby County`s Captain has had to self isolate after he caught Coleenrooneyvirus of his Missus.
Phil.

[bazmusicman]

Trying to get in and out of the bath when you are older, brings a whole new meaning to the word 'legover'!

[anniv 63]

People must not cough near you. They must cough far away
If they dont adhere to this rule you must tell them to Farcough!!!
Mike

[petercreasey]

I hear a member of MI 5 has been diagnosed with Covert 19

[petercreasey]

Has anyone had a phone call from a solicitor asking if they have been miss sold PPE?