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Re: Virus protection

Postby Gruntfuttock » Tue Apr 07, 2020 11:33 pm

"]Well I received good news from my Doctor today that I can still enjoy sex at 75
As I live at number73, I can jump the back fence and have it off with his wife when he is
at his work!!!

LOL! Nice one!
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Re: Virus protection

Postby Gatwick1946 » Tue May 05, 2020 1:39 pm

That last gag did amuse me, but......

Having been out a bit, cos the wife can't go out, I have had to grapple with wearing a mask and....

1. Me fipping spectacles keep misting up

2. The mask partly blocks my view of any trip hazzards on the ground, (quite a problem when one is in one's eigth decade)

3. They seem to me to be a bit unhygenic for the user.......so would one need a clean one every day (like underpants, socks etc)?

I'll get me coat (no - I ought not to go out)

Kindest regards and keep safe,
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