1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of curry. What you do today, might burn your backside tomorrow.
25. Another depressing thought ........while you are indeed the oldest you have ever been, you are also the youngest you will ever be........it's all running out pretty fast, make the most of what's left .
26. Common sense isn't as common as it used to be.
Proverbs
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Proverbs
by Amanda » Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:47 pm
Last edited by Amanda on Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Proverbs
by Paulps » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:06 am
How about:
26. Common sense isn't as common as it used to be.
26. Common sense isn't as common as it used to be.
- Paulps
Re: Proverbs
by Amanda » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:12 pm
I've added it for you Paul.
You still go to Derby?
Amanda
You still go to Derby?
Amanda
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Re: Proverbs
by Paulps » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:58 pm
Amanda wrote:You still go to Derby?
Amanda
Yes. I will be there on Saturday (gosh that's tomorrow!) as will Dan Toft, Nigel, & Tony Szalpa, all being well.
- Paulps
Re: Proverbs
by Mikey » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:58 pm
Good ones, but don't forget....
Time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
In Democracy, your vote counts. In Feudalism, your count votes.
Time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
In Democracy, your vote counts. In Feudalism, your count votes.
- Mikey
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