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Re: Light hearted question

Postby martcaster » Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:47 pm

Please sir......we weren't fighting! (were we??)
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Re: Light hearted question

Postby petercreasey » Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:30 am

Not Me Sir, please Sir Not The cane Sir please Sir :D ( Light hearted banter ) :)
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Re: Light hearted question

Postby Iain Purdon » Thu Sep 24, 2020 11:56 am

I knew that. You couldn’t see the tongue in my cheek!
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Re: Light hearted question

Postby pjr » Thu Sep 24, 2020 12:40 pm

So Paddy is working as an electrician in New York when he gets a phone call from the prison governor.
Paddy, he says, the electric chair is due for its annual inspection and service. Can you come and do it?
So Paddy goes to the prison and is taken into a room containing the electric chair and left alone to get on with the inspection.
30 seconds later he comes running out of the room shouting"I'm not touching that thing it's a bloody death trap"


Well I thought it was funny anyway.


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Re: Light hearted question

Postby shadowriter » Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:41 am

pjr wrote:So Paddy is working as an electrician in New York when he gets a phone call from the prison governor.
Paddy, he says, the electric chair is due for its annual inspection and service. Can you come and do it?
So Paddy goes to the prison and is taken into a room containing the electric chair and left alone to get on with the inspection.
30 seconds later he comes running out of the room shouting"I'm not touching that thing it's a bloody death trap"


Well I thought it was funny anyway.


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So did I, had a right good chuckle. We need plenty of those right now.
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