Have you got one?

[Alan Prudhoe]

It was just a basic misunderstanding within the squad.
Capello misguidedly thought he could get them to play without unlimited access to drink, drugs and slappers.

[dave robinson]

A professor who specialises in penis enhancement has recently announced free treatment, as many of the U.K. males are reputed to only have four inches.
To avoid embarrassment by asking these men to visit his clinic, he has suggested that all the males in this category who would like to have free enhancement, should display a small white flag with a red cross on their cars, two flags if you are desperate and he will seek you out discretely.

So that's what those flags are?

What an incredible Doctor Capello is. He has been able to cure most of the sufferers in only 90 minutes!!!! Since the last "game" I notice a very marked decline in the small red flags and therefore fewer men in need of such help. He has been able to extend so many no wonder he is worth 6 million a year!!! It's now been proved he is the Worlds GREATEST W**ker

Today as I look back at all the hype and remember all the bullshit that was spouted by Capello, I can only wish the Germans the very best of luck to go on and win it, as they showed us how to play the game - regardless of the pathetic excuse of the ref and linesmen, OK they didn't give us the goal, but I feel that the opposition could score whenever they felt like it. Did anyone notice that the guy that they all wanted back in the team, Gareth Barry, was the one who lost the ball twice for both killer goals?
The Germans were simply better and I feel ashamed to be associated with our excuse of a team by being English. At the end of the day they are a bunch of very overpaid prima-donnas.