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This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby dave robinson » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:22 pm

If you don't laugh at this one, you're not breathing.

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.


The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '




The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
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Re: This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby des mcneill » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:01 pm

Even my wife laughed at this one !!!
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Re: This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby Alan Prudhoe » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:31 am

I like that one.
I'm going to steal it :D
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Re: This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby David Martin » Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:28 am

Oh yes!! :lol:
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Re: This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby noelford » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:21 pm

'Chuckle' It's a word we, sadly, don't hear very often these days. And yes, I DID chuckle!
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Re: This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby jimuc » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:07 pm

des mcneill wrote:Even my wife laughed at this one !!!
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I wouldn't dare show my wife this one. Might give her ideas !!!!! :o

Ouch!!

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Re: This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby shadowhunters » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:06 pm

haha very funny, you can see that happening in real life! :lol:

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Re: This made me chuckle . . . .

Postby Pitts » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:11 pm

Brilliant !!! :D :D :D
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