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Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby jimuc » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:40 pm

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !

'Viagra' is now available In powder form for dissolving in your tea.


It doesn't enhance your sexual performance

But it does stop your biscuit going soft
:D :lol:
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby Bluesnote » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:56 pm

Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine??? :think:

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for :lol:
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby jimuc » Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:48 am

Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine??? :think:

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for :lol:


Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping :D

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended" :o
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby keithmantle » Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:37 pm

As you get older ,take a small amount, it'll stop you p*****g on your shoes
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby Bluesnote » Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:21 pm

jimuc wrote:
Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine??? :think:

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for :lol:


Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping :D

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended" :o


Yeah but could I still bend my notes the same as I normally do??? :problem:
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby jimuc » Tue Jun 07, 2011 8:07 pm

Bluesnote wrote:
jimuc wrote:
Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine??? :think:

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for :lol:


Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping :D

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended" :o


Yeah but could I still bend my notes the same as I normally do??? :problem:


Depends on your wrist action!!!!! :oops:
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby Ian Miller » Tue Jun 07, 2011 10:16 pm

I tried the stuff in me tea, dunked me biscuit in it, got it stuck in me throat and ended up with a stiff neck!
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby 51 Relic » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:35 pm

Great , rub it on the back of the guitar neck ---- No truss rod needed ,instant action adjustment for 13s together with the correct relief :lol:
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Re: Viagra in powder form anyone???

Postby AC15H1TV » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:25 am

The government are planning handing it out to prisoners.
All are eligible............. Except the HARDENED criminals :lol: :lol:
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