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Are you insured for Sex?

Postby d jones » Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:27 pm

Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below, catering for most tastes....Sex with your wife - Legal and General ....Sex on the telephone - Direct Line .... Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.....Sex with someone different - Go Compare ... Sex with a Fat bird - More Than ... Sex on the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels .... Sex with a posh bird - Privilege ....Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

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Re: Are you insured for Sex?

Postby dave robinson » Thu Aug 25, 2011 8:36 pm

:lol:
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Re: Are you insured for Sex?

Postby roninnes » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:37 pm

Simples!

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Re: Are you insured for Sex?

Postby John Haldane » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:04 pm

Thats going to take a lot of direct debits from bank account, :D :D :D :D

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Re: Are you insured for Sex?

Postby Tone » Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:47 pm

....Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union. Sex leading to unwanted pregnancy - General Accident. Sex with a very, very posh bird - Royal. (I know these are a bit dated as CU and GA are now under the Aviva umbrella but I remember them giving me a smile in the days when I worked for an insurance company).

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Re: Are you insured for Sex?

Postby AndyKC » Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:34 pm

I am quite relieved that there was no mention of Compare The Meerkat. 8-)
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Re: Are you insured for Sex?

Postby Strummer » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:10 pm

Very good, I liked that, Lol!
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Re: Are you insured for Sex?

Postby Paulps » Tue Sep 06, 2011 3:25 pm

Is there a company which gives a discount for low "mileage"?
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