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The Wine Taster

Postby Bob Dore » 04 Nov 2011, 21:30

At a wine merchant's, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. He tried it and said,
"It's a Muscat, three Years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable.”
"That's correct", said the boss and gave him another glass.
"It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.."
"Correct."
A third glass was given to the drunk.
''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't give me the job, I'll name the father."
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Re: The Wine Taster

Postby Tony » 05 Nov 2011, 03:59

Luv it... very funny

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Re: The Wine Taster

Postby dave robinson » 05 Nov 2011, 11:31

:lol: :thumbup:
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Re: The Wine Taster

Postby roninnes » 05 Nov 2011, 12:32

Brilliant
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Re: The Wine Taster

Postby Didier » 05 Nov 2011, 14:20

Excellent ! :D

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Re: The Wine Taster

Postby jimuc » 05 Nov 2011, 17:31

"She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine".

Strangely enough most of the wine I buy tastes like this :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Wine Taster

Postby Mikey » 06 Nov 2011, 21:46

Brilliant! He really was taking the p***!
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