'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the
top of her glasses and says,
'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back!'
A Wee Scottish Joke
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A Wee Scottish Joke
by jimuc » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:55 pm
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the
top of her glasses and says,
'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back!'
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the
top of her glasses and says,
'Buggeroff, ye'll no bring it back!'
Never nail a door shut that you may want to go back through
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