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The difference when you marry a Scots girl

Postby jimuc » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:52 pm

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away…....


The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates...........
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Re: The difference when you marry a Scots girl

Postby dave robinson » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:52 am

Terrific ! :clap: :lol:
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Re: The difference when you marry a Scots girl

Postby JimN » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:54 am

Where's my popcorn maker?

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Re: The difference when you marry a Scots girl

Postby AlanMcKillop » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:24 am

The old yins are the best. :D
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Re: The difference when you marry a Scots girl

Postby mascott » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:30 am

nice one :D :D :D
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Re: The difference when you marry a Scots girl

Postby roninnes » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:03 am

Brilliant.

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