Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen."
Husband texts back: "Pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back: "Computer completely b*ggered now.”
Ooops
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Re: Ooops
by alanbakewell » 13 Apr 2012, 21:52
To know and have known the love of a little dog is a truly wonderful thing.
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Re: Ooops
by RayL » 17 Apr 2012, 12:49
. . . . . . and from the early days of Windows . . . . . .
A car mechanic, a businessman, and a Microsoft designer are travelling in a car when the engine cuts out and the vehicle stops suddenly.
The mechanic says "I'll go see what the trouble is"
The businessman says "Don't worry, I'll call the AA"
The Microsoft designer says "Why don't we just get out of the car, wait a couple of moments, then get back in again and see if that fixes it?"
Ray
A car mechanic, a businessman, and a Microsoft designer are travelling in a car when the engine cuts out and the vehicle stops suddenly.
The mechanic says "I'll go see what the trouble is"
The businessman says "Don't worry, I'll call the AA"
The Microsoft designer says "Why don't we just get out of the car, wait a couple of moments, then get back in again and see if that fixes it?"
Ray
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