BT TOTAL BROADBAND

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My wife received a personally addressed letter with a 6 months free broadband and calls offer.
Fair enough, however when the first paragraph starts with "Dear Earthling" and states you
can "tweet on the toilet", I kind of despair and now know why real aliens haven't bothered
to land!!!
As for the gentleman who calls himself Managing Director Customer Service , and signs this
letter presumably having read it, he should change his name by deed poll and hencewith
be known as Mr R Scholes!!!

Mike