Tax Inspector.

[bazmusicman]

I had a visit from the tax inspector who said "as a citizen you are required to pay taxes, and we expect you to pay them with a smile".

I said "thank Christ for that, I thought you was going to ask for cash".

Baz.

[JanFuller]

Hi! I recently witnessed a funny situation with the tax inspector. A tax inspector went through a small business owner's records and noticed that he had been claiming many deductions for business expenses. The inspector asked the owner what kind of business he was in. The owner replied, "I'm a clown." The inspector said, "That explains everything."