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by bazmusicman » 26 Mar 2020, 21:44
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant, that I now clean the toilet when I have a pee!
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by chaddman » 27 Mar 2020, 16:56
I was knocked down by a 1970 Ford GLX the other day.The Doctor said I had been hit by the Cortinavirus.He said it could have been worse though,If Michael Bublé had been driving it I could have contracted Croonervirus.
Cheers Phil.
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by bazmusicman » 27 Mar 2020, 18:56
chaddman wrote:I was knocked down by a 1970 Ford GLX the other day.The Doctor said I had been hit by the Cortinavirus.He said it could have been worse though,If Michael Bublé had been driving it I could have contracted Croonervirus.
Cheers Phil.
Love it Phil....brilliant!
It's a bit like the chap who went round all the auctions buying lots of cars......he was diagnosed with 'Car Owner' Virus!
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by RayL » 28 Mar 2020, 13:56
Soon there will be no-one to do the inquests, when all the coroners get ill with coronervirus.
A new unit of measurement for 'physical distance' has appeared in the last few weeks - the Pym (Hugh Pym, the BBC's Health Editor is 2 metres tall)
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by Uncle Fiesta » 28 Mar 2020, 15:56
You think you've got problems, I can't watch any James Bond films since I caught he Conneryvirus.
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by chaddman » 28 Mar 2020, 16:44
Derby County`s Captain has had to self isolate after he caught Coleenrooneyvirus of his Missus.
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by bazmusicman » 28 Mar 2020, 18:04
Trying to get in and out of the bath when you are older, brings a whole new meaning to the word 'legover'!
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by anniv 63 » 29 Mar 2020, 15:50
People must not cough near you. They must cough far away
If they dont adhere to this rule you must tell them to Farcough!!!
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by petercreasey » 30 Mar 2020, 09:49
I hear a member of MI 5 has been diagnosed with Covert 19
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by petercreasey » 30 Mar 2020, 09:53
Has anyone had a phone call from a solicitor asking if they have been miss sold PPE?
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