by alanbakewell » 14 Aug 2021, 14:17
Mark Burton.
You stand before your peers on this 14th day of August in the year of our Lord 2021.
You are accused that on Friday the 13th of August in the year of our Lord 2021
you did wantonly and with total contempt for the rules of this sacred site,
knowingly post in the wrong section. Having met you and knowing that you are
previously of good character, I would speak in your defence and ask the good citizens
here present to witness that the sacred word "Hank" was, in fact mentioned in the original
crime ridden post. Albeit hyphenised I.E. "Hank-esque".
Perhaps, those wise, fair and ( Quite handsome in some cases ) who sit and observe,
might find it in their hearts to move the stinking, puss ridden, unwholesome post,
to the lounge or some other never mentioned place before it makes PMQ's on Monday.
Mark, in penance, you must play, twice on the trot, that fiddly bit in the middle of
"The Savage" that everybody cocks up.
And may the Warlord have mercy on your soul.
To know and have known the love of a little dog is a truly wonderful thing.