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A woman is in court charged with beating her husband to death with his
precious guitar collection.
The judge asks the lady " first offender" ?
No my lord she says first I hit him with a Les Paul, then just to make sure he
was totally dead I battered his brains with a Fender Precision Bass!!!


Mike

That gag has a beard as long as ZZ Top, still funny though.

That version of the gag loses its punch by being too wordy. Should be short and sharp:

"First offender?

"No, first a Gibson, THEN a Fender."