Wife's Xmas Box

"I've bought the wife one of those I-Things for Xmas."
"An I-Pod?"
"No - better than that"
"An I-Phone?"
"No - better than that."
"An I-Pad?"
"No - better than that."
"What then?"
"An I-ron" :>))
"An I-Pod?"
"No - better than that"
"An I-Phone?"
"No - better than that."
"An I-Pad?"
"No - better than that."
"What then?"
"An I-ron" :>))