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Posted: **03 Jun 2011, 20:40**

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !

'Viagra' is now available In powder form for dissolving in your tea.

It doesn't enhance your sexual performance

But it does stop your biscuit going soft

Posted: **03 Jun 2011, 22:56**

Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine??? :think:

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for :lol:

Posted: **07 Jun 2011, 11:48**

Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine???

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for

Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended"

Posted: **07 Jun 2011, 12:37**

As you get older ,take a small amount, it'll stop you p*****g on your shoes

Posted: **07 Jun 2011, 16:21**

jimuc wrote:
Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine???

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for

Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended"

Yeah but could I still bend my notes the same as I normally do??? :problem:

Posted: **07 Jun 2011, 20:07**

Bluesnote wrote:
jimuc wrote:
Bluesnote wrote:Do you think that if I mixed it with my guitar polish, would it give me a harder shine???

Hmm, maybe at my age I should just use it for what it was intended for

Hugh,
It would probably stop your trem from drooping

Good luck with "using it for what it was intended"

Yeah but could I still bend my notes the same as I normally do???