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Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below, catering for most tastes....Sex with your wife - Legal and General ....Sex on the telephone - Direct Line .... Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.....Sex with someone different - Go Compare ... Sex with a Fat bird - More Than ... Sex on the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels .... Sex with a posh bird - Privilege ....Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

Dave

Simples!

Ron

Thats going to take a lot of direct debits from bank account,

John H

....Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union. Sex leading to unwanted pregnancy - General Accident. Sex with a very, very posh bird - Royal. (I know these are a bit dated as CU and GA are now under the Aviva umbrella but I remember them giving me a smile in the days when I worked for an insurance company).

Tony

I am quite relieved that there was no mention of Compare The Meerkat.

Very good, I liked that, Lol!

Is there a company which gives a discount for low "mileage"?