by martcaster » 11 Oct 2012, 20:46
Flippin' 'eck!! Where's Max Clifford when you need him?
"Ladies & Gentlemen, we'd like to thank you for being such a wonderful audience; and we'd also like to thank the taxi driver for bringing you both here. If you've enjoyed us, we've been Legend. If you haven't, we've been Shadows Music! But, seriously, if you've enjoyed it half as much as we have, then we've enjoyed it twice as much as you. (You do the maths; it's simple enough!) Now, one last request! ...............WHO'S GOT THE MONEY?.....................What do you mean, "the Concert Secretary's gone home???!!!??????"
Ah! Happy days!!
Love to all..........